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when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
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this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*
sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!
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I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!
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A sexual innuendo for having sex.
"What are doing Sasha, Wanna get some ice cream later on?"
"Let's get raped in an ice cream truck and maybe the driver will give us some ice cream!"
"I'm getting some ice cream from my lover tonight!"
"Do you want some ice cream babe?"
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When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex
Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".
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A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.
The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.
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Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
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