Candy Crush

An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.

"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268

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baby crush

A itty bitty teeny tiny crush one has on another.
also used falsely to conceal a much larger crush or obsession one has.

H: do you like Katie?
N:no
H: not even a baby crush?
N: okay maybe a little...

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Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

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nerd crush

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.

"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"

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Arm Crush

The five-fifty (550) Arm Crush is when a bottle, cup, can, anything you can drink from is placed on a bicep with the support of the forearm and the elbow pit and curled towards his/her mouth for drinking purposes.

The 550 Arm Crush has been around for more than a decade. Our motto is Crush It Everywhere and Anywhere. Keep those Elbows Up, folks. Like the mullet and the el camino before that, the 550 Arm Crush is a sign of someone looking to Get. After. It. You can "chug" a drink, but everyone knows it's better to CRUSH one and to also CRUSH life day in and day out.

I want to Crush this, that, him, her or the other thing so I Arm Crushed my drink and promptly took care of business.

My defensive move in beer pong is the 550 Arm Crush. Even if they hit the final cup your opponents will be so impressed that they will give you the W.

Some say 550 is a way of life. I don’t trust those people… and I also don’t trust anyone with two first names or, as Coach Bobby Finstock would say, “any woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body”. However, 550 is a way of absolutely crushin’ it when necessary. You just found $20 in your jeans from 3 weeks ago? Awesome? Yes. But also 550. That smoking hot girl at the end of the bar just gave you her death stare? Well, that sucks. But that baboon fart you left for her is definitely 550. Your hometown team just won after a 28 year drought? 550. It’s solid, great, super, domination, sick…etc…all rolled up into one. It’s a response to almost anything which makes zero sense, but somehow works. Like 550 the Arm Crush has been a staple among this group for over a decade now. If you are looking to crush it one night or every night go with the 550 mindset and everything will be Easy.

Chat Crush

A crush obtained on one of your chat buddies on gchat. This is most likely a person you have not had much contact with in real life but get to know online only. Online conversations with a chat crush can lead to cross chat crushing on email, facebook , or twitter as well.

Girl1: Oh my gah, have you talked to that Jerry guy lately?
Girl2: Umm, No way! I met this guy on Gchat and he is totally my new chat crush.

casual crush

a casual crush is someone that you obviously like more than friends but you don't want to date them because you're not that invested in that relationship

person 1 'so who do you have a crush on??? spill the tea!'

person 2 'oh i have a casual crush on min yoongi nothing much lol'