Beef Cupcakes

beef curtains

A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

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wet cupcake

Done by a group of guys, the last person to cum on the cupcake has to eat it.

thats some good cupcake.

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Cupcake Party

A cupcake party is similar to going, egging, where a couple of people get in a car, and throw cupcakes at pedestrians. if it all goes well the frosting on top of the cupcake will stick to the victim.
colored frosting add to the fun, as they will stain the victim with a nice big colored spot.

originating in Bamberg, Germany

"cupcake party dude?" "uhm ya ... im in. your car or mine?"

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Romanian Cupcake

sexual act in which one only semi-defecates and proceeds to penetrate (have intercourse with) another person with the aforementioned piece of excrement.

Excited Girl: Happy birthday!
Disappointed Boy: Oh all you got me was this tin of peppermint tea? I was hoping for a Romanian Cupcake.

Bro 1: Dude...did you guys hook up last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah! I'm still full from all of those Romanian Cupcakes!
Bro 1: DUUUUUUDE!!

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cupcake slam

The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.

"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"

"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."

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Hostess Cupcake

When a man ejaculates into a black woman, then quickly pulls out and spirals the rest of the cum on her belly. In essence, creating a Hostess Cupcake with white filling and white frosting on top.

Dayumm, that mother fucker just turned her ass into a Hostess Cupcake.

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cupcake friend

A friend that gives you cupcakes.

Joey is such a good cupcake friend; today he gave me devils food cupcakes.

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