you cursed human being

a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.

person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.

the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

Cursed copy of Payday 2

Its a cursed copy of Payday 2

Archcadia: Didnt you know that my copy of Payday 2 is cursed? It flashes images of people and dead bodies sometimes. Its a cursed copy of Payday 2

Rhymes: What the actual fuck

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Cursed Urban Dictionary mug

When you search up words in the sex category on Urban Dictionary and they try to sell you this: "Get a love piston mug for your Mom-in-law Julia!"

Person 1: Reads definition of "love Piston"

Urban dictionary: Get a love piston mug for your sister linda

person 2: they are trying to sell you a Cursed Urban Dictionary mug lol

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Curse you and your Alt + F4!

Once uttered by The True Master, and memed about since the original occurance. Jokingly, an individual pretended to start to press the computer command ‘Alt + F4’ on the laptop The True Master was using, leading to Him uttering this amazing phase.

‘Alt + F4’ as a computer command relates to the computer button ‘Alt’ being pressed, and then subsequently ‘F4’ after. This causes the current open window to close, and may close without progress or work being saved. The True Master did not want His window to close, so He had to utter this phase in a successful attempt to halt the action.

Person 1: *pretends to press ‘Alt + F4’*
The True Master: “Curse you and your Alt + F4!”

Potato curse

The tendency of Irish men to be endowed like potatoes: shorter than average and very thick.

You should have seen Seamus with his pants down! The potato curse hit him hard!

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curse like a Call of Duty player

Modern version of curse like a sailor - to use excessive expletives and racial slurs.

Person 1: Aaaaargh! You fucking fucked up niggers fuck!
Person 2: Gee, that guy really can curse like a Call of Duty player, eh?

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