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When one gives their input on a relationship and nobody wants to hear that person.
Guy 1: She got mad at me for dropping her pencil
Dr. Phil: You guys are so sensitive
Guy 1: Stop Dr. Philling
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America's favorite spy/doctor with over 30,00 movies made! He also humps George Lucas in the mouth(for America), hands out HOT AMERICAN DICKINGS (in a cowboy hat at your local record store on Thursdays from 9-6), and enjoys eating HICORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES....from a cup.
P.S. Your mother is on his list to be murdered after being pleased like she never has been before!!
The definition tells all about Dr. Tran.
But dont forget Hotel Soap! Because all girls love his IRRESISTIBLE BALLS!!!
Cocaine is also vitamins for Hotel Soap.
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accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence
HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"
HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.
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to help EVERYONE with EVERY problem.
I have been Dr. Phil'ing all of my friends recently
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the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.
Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
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Too long, don't read
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Too long, didn't read
A post, comment and/or reply that is (perhaps) gratuitously, (over)indulgently long.
.... and so A happened to B, and C got the bad end if it really, but it's not as simple as that...
tl; dr
(expounding of above point)
OR
...omg, sorry but, tl; dr! :) I *do* agree with what you said about Y being in front of Z, though...
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A cunning, attractive alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol.
Say bye to Mick Lenzser, Dr. Inky will be here any minute.
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