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When you fuck a girl thats on a heavy period
Mike: Yo im so mad this girl just got her period.
Joe: Just go Dive in the Paint
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where a women with long hair puts a large amount of UV gel on her hair until it hardens and turns a UV light on so it shines and then fucks her boyfriend in the japs-eye to loud club music
tessa and i had sex and then she did some disco diving
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When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.
"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"
"Oh that's dumpster diving."
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Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.
Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.
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Hanging out with really ugly chicks.
Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?
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All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight
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When, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one shits upon either vagina or anus. Sometimes mouth.
I especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).
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one who indulges in diving of the muff.
"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
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