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(V) To place multiple penises inside the foreskin of another man's penis. The foreskinned recipient hums the Star Wars theme song while the penises enter to capture the feeling of spacecraft entering the mothership.
Frank and Jason were Death Star docking with Kevin last week at the sleepover
Andy ripped his foreskin in half while attempting Death Star docking with Jeff and Gary
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A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
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A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
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Royal Docks Academy. One of the shittest schools in Newham. Everyone in the school are slags and only year 11's are rated. Even the teachers are moving because of how shit it is!
"ROYAL DOCKS ACADEMY IS SHIT"
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Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.
Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.
In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!
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When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
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