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A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
Royal Docks Academy. One of the shittest schools in Newham. Everyone in the school are slags and only year 11's are rated. Even the teachers are moving because of how shit it is!
"ROYAL DOCKS ACADEMY IS SHIT"
Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.
Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.
In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!
It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”
When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.