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Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006


don't fuck with this senator

NANOMACHINES, SON

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022


don't be so Republican

stop delaying and procrastinating and do something

Joe was sofrustrated with Janice being so indecisive and slow, that he said "Janice, don't be so Republican!".

by godynov December 30, 2011


i don't care

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.

synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

hey, don't you have a girlfriend. dude, i don't care.

by filthyrich February 8, 2008

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Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.

Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.

by octopod July 11, 2004

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Don't do me

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me, do ya hair!

by fluffnfold June 11, 2008

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Don't Worry, Be Happy

The phrase is often used as an ironic criticism of the attitude someone has about a worrisome issue.

"His attitude towards flood insurance was, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'"

by Blackmegabyte November 13, 2005

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