Weird…… but a fun friend. Has very very greasy hair. And when he walks his hair goes flip flop from one side to another.
Hey Elijah!
What?
Did you know that Suzie doesn’t love you?🤣
A kid who only plays Roblox and Minecraft. Only listens to Eminem. Thinks he's cool but in reality, his mom is begging him to leave.
Elijah: Mic up Cuh. Hop on bee swarm. Gang Gang
That one friend that has a 4tb hard drive full of porn sorted on the actress, but secretly advocates futanari hentai and is extremely gay.
Aye you see that dude over there? He really looks like an Elijah.
Big ass dick🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Elijah is a nigga with a big ass dick is 5 feet long and 8 feet wide😂
He is literally gorgeous. An elijah would drop anything just to come see you, hes so kind, adorable and sexy as fuck. you’d be so lucky to make out with him, its like heaven. Elijahs are talkative,super funny and can be nice when they want to. They are some of the best people you will ever meet or date. Dating them is like a dream ❤️
Me:Elijah is fucking hot.
Random:ikr
The biggest brain in the world he can out play u in minecraft smack u in fortnite top 4% of his grade .
Has an amazing youtube channel with amazing content and he has alot of friends
The mans a big brain
No he is an Elijah