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Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
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Every single English person in England their all dirty bastards that finger each other’s fannies and stink of shit all day.
I seen the English cunts fucking shit head pricks
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"Tend to be cry babies on xbox live."
And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.
English people, right now lets get on with the definition:
English person: "oh no you got me again"
Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."
English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"
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describes the penis of all those from england
being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.
usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.
Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.
Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.
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The ignorant belief that all things around you should be in English so you understand them no matter where on earth you are.
To refuse to watch foreign movies, play foreign games or listen to foreign music if they are not dubbed in English, even if they have English subtitles
That guy reeks of English entitlement, he wouldn't even say thank you in the local tongue.
People who expect everything to be dubbed are just English entitled idiots.
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When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.
This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".
"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."
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Standard English is one of three forms: Proper English, Standard English, and Common English. Until very recently, Standard English encompassed all of normally used English, however, as many forms of communicating on the internet have separated away from normal use, many of the less formal grammar styles and uses (i.e. caps lock, texting abbreviations, etc.) have been classified as Common English. However, any conversation you have with a pre-Millennial will use Standard English, even if it's "Hey, how's it going?" If you are talking to a superior, you will also be using Standard English.
"Seeing Standard English in a Twitter thread is a sight to behold."
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