your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton
Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock
Damn that guy looks like hell shoot up the school and make shitty memes
must be an Evan Boss
The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass
Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club
Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours
Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient
If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face
Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?
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The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!
Wow! Evan Pearce is so dope! You gotta check him out with Ghost Town
a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom