Family Reunion

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

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pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

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Yosha family

A legendary line of epic gamers starting with the of yosha and adding 9 every since they also Suck dick

YOSHA family IS GAY
Yes

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proud family

A 2001 Disney cartoon about a young girl who deals with life as a teenager.

"Proud Family is the best show I've ever watched!"

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Family Zone

The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).

Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!

Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.

Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!

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family guy

greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.

I watched family guy last night.

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Family dick

A dick that appeals to the WASPy women of America; a family friendly event; a dick you can start a family with

Theodore is a total catch, he has that family dick.

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