Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.
I went on a night-float last night.
When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.
The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.
It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"
"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"
"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)
To fuck up something on a very large scale
Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.
Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.
Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.