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Masturbating because something epic has happened
Tim: "oh my god d legs"
Joe: "are you going to fap for victory?"
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A "classy" term for jerking off.
Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."
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When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.
"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."
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Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.
When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.
It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."
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acronym for Fat As Possible. sweating is often a side-effect of being FAB.
"Dude, i'm sweating, and its making me feel fat and uncomfortable!"
"Cuz we're FAP."
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(n) To burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as "FAP PATROL", or "PUT YO' DICK AWAY". When successful, and awkward situation occurs.
My buddy busted into my room and fap patrol'd me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.
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To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.
I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."
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