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A fart that once left never seems to go away even after 8 years.
Dude, you farted in my car last week and the smell of that bad boy still lingers, Bro..I know, its called an Obama Fart it sticks around after you let it and can last up to 8 years.
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Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.
I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.
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“Did that girl just take a shit in her neighbors lawn and run off screaming?”
“Yes, that is Emilia fart and she is *tongue pop* -Iconic.”
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A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart lord!!
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n. A raunchy foul smelling rectal gas explosion after consuming beer.
I had a few beers and blasted a big ol' beer fart.
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A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
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The involuntary reaction of anal sphincter relaxation and gas release from severe fright. The caliber of smell depends on the intensity of the fear experienced.
I can smell your fear. Nope sorry, that was just my fear fart.
What is that smell?! ...I think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared Jenna, she's been fear farting ever since.
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