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Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.
Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!
act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...
The act of logging onto a zoom meeting but not actually being at the meeting.
I don’t really want to go to the meeting so I am going to faux-tend.
Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.
Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.
They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!
Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.
Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight