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The act of sitting on the toilet taking a shit and simultaneously chugging a beer, four loko, and/or liqour out of a funnel.
Dude, hand me the beer bong so i can slam a Buffalo field trip before we go out.
The mistaken belief that "if you build it, they will come". Responsible for the failure of many Internet startups.
The client didn't understand why no one was visiting his site and I just didn't have the heart to tell him that he had fallen for the Field of Dreams fallacy.
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crazed male field hockey fan; A fanatic will yell at the referees, later to be noted as "rude", but not knowing any rules. A group of fanatics is usually led by a wicked sexist guy, who wears field hockey jackets and says referees "havent heard shit yet", planning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious. A fanatic shows up at nearly all games, not knowing why, but also screaming at any call they think is against their team.
A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later finding out the refs left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and be proud of it.
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reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
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After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.
We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.
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This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.
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The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.
Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.
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