freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

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Finger Baby

Having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. Lesbians are women and they do not have penises so they cannot actually make a baby. Rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially sex can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. See the "finger babies" entry.

"You're hot. I want to have your finger baby."

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Walking Finger

When you are walking with your girl down the street and you starting fingering her. It is basically fingering a girl while walking

P1- dude i didnt see you get anything from your girl 2nite
P2- haha man i pulled the walking finger

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salad fingers

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.

I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?

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Nigger Fingers

Someone who's hands are always dirty

"Man, Nigger Fingers must have been working again."

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finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.

'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'

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breakaway finger

When you are wiping your butt and one of your fingers accidentally gets loose from the toilet paper and touches some poo.

Hey George, I know it's gross but I can't stop smelling my breakaway finger

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