chicken food

food that taste like chicken.

example of chicken food:

this turkey taste like chicken.

these chicken fries taste like chicken.

this chicken taste like chicken.

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sea food

A.K.A "see food" when a person is eating and opens up their mouth to show another person what's inside as a joke.

person 1:"do you like sea food?"
person 2:"yeah!"

*person 1 opens mouth*
person 2: "ewwwww!!"

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Food Kink

Incorporating the food or foods of your choice and liking into sexual play and activity.

The office had an ice cream social and all I could think about was licking a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream off my coworker’s stomach. Gotta get my food kink under control.

Rachel introduced to me her food kink with some warm carmel and whipped cream. What a sweet pussy that was.

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Whole Foods

The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.

Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.

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Dog Food

heroine,resembles dog food in it's raw state.

>Yo bitch i heard u bin fuvkin my man!
>Girl u must be on dog food!

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Food Fucked

Completely and totally stuffed with food.

Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."

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food-cockblock

When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck

Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.

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