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Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.
If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.
Forte is the coolest guy out there. His name means "strong" and "cool" at the same time. You will madly fall in love with Forte as soon as you get to know him a bit. He is the guy you would spend your entire life with, when you discover how he can master any type of art, from diving and surfing to cooking and drawing. You need to fix anything or you need help with something? You name it, Forte can do it.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.
Girl #1: "Wow, Forte is here!"
Girl #2: "Hey, I saw him first! He is mine!"
Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?
Girl; Where you from ?
Boy; Fort Myers, Fl
Girl; *ima head out*
A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
A military reserve that resides in Long Beach, CA, USA (Guess who was born there??). However, it isn't your average reserve. It doesn't protecc the most gold in the world, inside you would find the world's FINEST kush. 420 Blaze It Fagz!
Friend 1: "Yo, dawg, pass da boof."
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
When you and a friend are sharing a blanket and both get a boner.
So last night I totally saw Jared and Michael with an Indian fort while watching the fast and furious.