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When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
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Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
smart asses with rich mommy and daddys and occasionally hang in HB or Irvine
"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"
When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.
My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.
When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?