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.spuoɔǝs ʍǝⅎ ⅎo ɹǝʇʇɐɯ uᴉ sǝᴉɹoʅɐɔ 0005 ƃuᴉɹnoʌǝp ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻɹǝʍod ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻǝʌᴉɹp ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻʇɐoƃ ǝʇnʅosqɐ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻuɐᴉʅɐɹʇsn∀ ʎʅʅɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɹǝʇⅎɐ pǝɯɐu ǝʅdoǝd ⅎI .zzᴉɹ ⅎo ʇoʅ ɐ ƃuᴉʌɐɥ ǝʅᴉɥʍ ʅʅǝɥ ƃuᴉʞɔnⅎɹǝɥʇoɯ ɐ sɐ ɥsɐɹʇ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻǝsǝnƃʇnɹoԀ ʎʅʅɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɹǝʇⅎɐ pǝɯɐu ǝʅdoǝd ⅎI .spuǝᴉɹⅎ sᴉɥ sɯʅǝɥʍɹǝʌo ɥɔᴉɥʍ zzᴉɹ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ sɐɥ ʎʅdɯᴉs ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ pǝɯɐu ǝɹɐ oɥʍ ǝʅdoǝd ɔᴉʇsǝɾɐɯ ʻǝɯɐu uɐᴉʅɐɹʇsn∀-ǝsǝnƃnʇɹoԀ ʅɐɔᴉdʎꓕ
Francisco Fernandes:"Even being upside down won't stop me from pulling all the girls."
When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap
When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.
Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.
When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.
Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please
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A bay area drink ordered in jest. Bartender’s choice. Preferably something putrid.
Why hello there, I’ll have a Skip Hop San Francisco Bop please
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