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A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.
"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"
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when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it
When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway
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how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds
its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"
Farting on the head of a woman while she is sucking and/or licking your "Guch".Not done for any sexual pleasure,more for the persons own amusement.
If taken to the extreme it may can result in a Tommy Dreamer
"You should have seen her face when I Terry Funk'd her last night"
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An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.
After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.
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When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork
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Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?
Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.