gas can

A very difficult sexual maneuver in which an individual uses his erect or semi erect penis to penitrate his/her partner's anus and subsequently urinates in him/her internally. This usually results in a NASCAR style expulsion of urine from the receiving party's anus. Thus, the moniker of "gas can".

I gave that bitch a gas can.

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gas bill

The reason behind Hitler's suicide.

gas bill: 21043184961346$
hitler: oh shit

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questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.

Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.

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inner gas

the feeling of having small farts occur in ones stomach.
is usually caused by eating chinese food, barbie soap or food with no health value, such as junk food.

me: i ate some orange chicken, now i have inner gas.

friend: i ate some barbie soap, now i have inner gas.

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gas money

a term used instead of “weed money” in front of snitches or parents

“yo, did yu bring your gas money?”

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gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

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traitor gas

Gasoline from Citgo. Called that because the majority of Citgo is owned by the Venezuelan government, led by Hugo Chavez, a socialist and self-professed anti-American.

There are two gas stations on each side of the street. One's a Citgo, the other's a BP. Though the Citgo is 1 cent cheaper per gallon, my mom said we should go to the BP, because "I'm not putting traitor gas in my car!"

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