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Of very high quality; first rate; the best ; classy
Hey Cisco, that new car of yours is real George all the way.
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a partially evolved species of ape, still holding specific traits such as a ridiculous face, going bananas over ape shit, unclean and without human intellect
"Dudee did u hear a George Bush just got elected for president?!?!!"
"Holy shittt!! Those monkeys are almost extinct!!"
"I know!! His future plans will drive us into extinction as well!!"
"Thats fucking awesome dudeee !!"
George Bush
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George Carlin is currently in his 70's and has one hell of a resume. Grew up in New York, went to catholic school(now an athiest), got booted from the military, became a disc jokey, than a stand-up comedian who appeared many many times on television.
He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.
George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.
George Carlin quotes:
"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."
"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
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The worst president the United States has ever had.
Whos that retarded guy on TV? Oh thats just George Bush.
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The reason why the whole world is fucked up.
Talking about terrorists but he is one himself.
No more needs to be said...
Person1- i cant believe america still votes for George Bush
Person2-I agree!!
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George Wyld George Wild Liv Beard
When a girl just goes absolutely mad for a big dirty beard.
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
George is equated with mighty fine attributes including his ability to attract females. George is a Pokémon and Karl Marx enthusiast and even owns share in the EPWI (Ethiopian Pokémon Wildlife Incorporation). Speaking of Ethiopia, George loves visiting and going Columbian frog watching. If you ever see George Colombian Frog watching, you might want to say hello to the beautiful boy. George is also quadlingual speaking Venezuelan, Portuguese, Hindi, and Turkish. George is also the 4th, 5th, and 6th grade spelling bee champion. Now that is one smart boy. Everybody loves George Pandulev.
Person 1: Is that George Pandulev In the midst of Colombian Frog Watching?
Person 2: It sure is, look at the beautiful boy.
Person 3: So handsome. I love him.