german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.

Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...

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German Backpacker

While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.

Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker

Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!

Adolf: do u want one?

Goebbals:......yes?

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german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)

Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.

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German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

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dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.

Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.

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German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.