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The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.
Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...
While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.
Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker
Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!
Adolf: do u want one?
Goebbals:......yes?
1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)
Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.
When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure
Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk
the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...
Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.
When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."