Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.
Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.
-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”
the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"
"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.
How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.
A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
Booty girlfriend - booty is an old-English term traditionally used by pirates to describe a haul, or treasure.
This term literally translates into “treasured girlfriend”.
Ken that wench I courted last week? Aye, I reckon she’s the booty girlfriend.