goat play

the act of having sexual relations with a goat and women (optional)

willson likes goat play while recieving a rim job.

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hogan's goat

In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.

"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"

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rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

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mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

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goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

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Fa Goat

1. Another word for Faggot.

Man, that troll is a total Fa Goat.

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Hat on a Goat

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.

John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...

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