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A word to describe your small friends
(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"
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A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.
That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!
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Exactly what you would expect.
But not what you expect.
Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!
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A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.
Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!
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A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking
Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin
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A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.
This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.
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to be able to pull hella hoes with no green
"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."
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