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When you're camping/hiking for a few days and your poop is golden from the trail food
Sarah: Did you notice anything weird about your poop?
Dave: Yeah, I had some nice nulls gold this morning!
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When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious
"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"
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A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.
"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"
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Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.
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A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.
Linda: Who are you?
Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?
Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.
Steve:MK
(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)
Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU
Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!
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Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people
Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!
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You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.
I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!
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