Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

Golf carting

Riding another nigga

Alfonzo and duke Wellington were golf carting

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

Golf R

A performance hatchback/estate made by the Volkswagen Audi Group. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. Most favoured by drug dealers, people from Bradford, car thieves, general criminals and keen drivers

Oi bruv get the ting out the Golf R 3 for 100