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Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.
Middle schooler:
I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?
The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
When you’re already in some deep shit and it gets even worse
Hannah: whats wrong?
Bradley: as if this day couldn’t get worse, the great shitfuckening has come upon my soul
Running from the last, tripping on the now, what is lost can be found... IT'S OBVIOUS
Julie and the Phantoms is standing on the edge of great
A long awaited rest after a long day, or week, it is a large accomplishment in ones life. For one to accomplish The Great Sleep, they have to rest for approximately 12 hours or more and they have to fall asleep before midnight.
Eric is going to try and accomplish The Great Sleep after his exam on Wednesday night.
A widespread social networking event during the late 2000's where nearly everyone but a few indie bands (who have since Mygrated as well) dumped everyone's favorite site Myspace for shiny new ones, like Facebook, Twitter Tumblr, etc. -- ones that forced users to put on their big boy pants and use their actual names and pictures instead of unsearchable poopsmears.
Reasons for the Mygration were manifold, and although there was a time when many people had both (Myspace and other SN sites), backers of each in the younger crowd would trash-talk the others as vehemently as their keyboards and playground insults could allow. Fortunately, Facebook (among other sites) was aimed at an older demographic than Myspace, and as there was an actual higher age gate to get a page in the first place, many found they could tune out the middle-schoolers by simply leaving them behind. And as more and more people committed to the switchover, Myspace became emptier and emptier, leaving it the shell of its former self that it is today.
Bob: Hey Mary, I tried for hours, but I just can't find your Myspace.
Mary: What?? It's easy dawg, I'm "xxxLiL'BiZzY gOt$ 2 $WaGgGxxx". (profile pic is a 20-pixel jpeg of someone else's car from a Google image search)
Bob: "...Oh, ok." (searches profile, finds chaotic, seizure-inducing monstrosity with mismatched fonts, cringe-worthy layouts, and links to other such terrible pages).
Bob: "Fuck it, I'm going to Facebook." (thus begins The Great Mygration)
The most boring chunk of land you will ever visit. Located in the US, the Great Plains takes up all or part of Montana, Wyoming, The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas. Driving through here is like being in Math class. There's jack shit to do and you'll see more tumbleweeds than you will houses.
Jim: "Dude I heard Dave died while traveling the Great Plains."
Ethan: "Well no shit, that place's boring as hell"
Tim: "You guys have traveled?"