The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
When you’re already in some deep shit and it gets even worse
Hannah: whats wrong?
Bradley: as if this day couldn’t get worse, the great shitfuckening has come upon my soul
Running from the last, tripping on the now, what is lost can be found... IT'S OBVIOUS
Julie and the Phantoms is standing on the edge of great
When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
God: I'm going to unleash the great flood
The most boring chunk of land you will ever visit. Located in the US, the Great Plains takes up all or part of Montana, Wyoming, The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas. Driving through here is like being in Math class. There's jack shit to do and you'll see more tumbleweeds than you will houses.
Jim: "Dude I heard Dave died while traveling the Great Plains."
Ethan: "Well no shit, that place's boring as hell"
Tim: "You guys have traveled?"