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Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.
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To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."
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When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!
I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!
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When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.
A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.
Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."
you are hot and have big boobs
omg she’s holding up 🤘, she must be hot and has big bonkers