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When a guy's dick has a big curve to the left when its hard. Supposedly it hits a spot inside a chick that she digs.
How do you score all these chicks? They know i have the Heroin Hook and they can't get enough of it!
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The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.
Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah
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to have casual sex or make out with a friend with benefit or stranger.
guy 1:"are you two dating?"
guy 2:" no we're just friends who are hooking up for sex every now and then!"
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The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag
friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep
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it begins with a couple drinks and ends with you sneaking out in the morning.
Bob hooked up with Carol. Carol never got the next day phone call.
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"Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
Jack and Jan hooked up yesterday.
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