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a common phrase used by the character Joey in the popular TV series 'friends'
Joey: how u doin?
Random: im doin fine thanks and yourself?
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Sexual intercourse (English 20th century)
Provenance: how's your father? catchphrase associated with the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate (1872-1940). Apparently, he would exclaim it as a way of changing the subject and in order to get out of a difficult situation. The phrase either subsequently or simultaneously took on a life of its own meaning the same as a 'thingummy' or anything the speaker did not wish to name. From that, in phrases like 'indulging in a spot of how's-your-father', it became a euphemism for sexual activity.
From _Dictionary of Catchphrases_ (1995) by Nigel Rees
They were in the snug engaging in a spot of how's your father.
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Written by tommyinnit:
Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
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Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
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Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
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Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
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make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
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girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
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chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
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Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive
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Colloquial. Means anything from "how are you?" to "how many futures do we need to buy/sell"? It can also be used (combined with eye contect) as a means of drawing attention of your friends to a member of the opposite sex.
"How we lookin'?" as in, I slept in and need you to do my job.
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A retarded line used by femininists all around the world for thinking that there are more than two genders.
Lacy green: how many genders are there?
Any logical human being on planet earth: TWOOOOOOO
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a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.
Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.
Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?
Jared: Salty
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Babies are made when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling without using a condom. But you should not be asking me this you should be asking an adult.
Son: mommy how are babies made
Mom: well hon when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling.
Son: oh thank you mommy now I know
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