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When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.
And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.
When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.
The grease from a camel burger.
I got hump juice in my eye!
When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.
Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.
When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.
I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.
A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.
Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick