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i'm lesbian

The word that every girl thinks at one point

Oh look at that cute girl! Thinks *i'm lesbian?*

by Soccerislife March 19, 2014

28πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 18, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'm Batman

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

by a name that is totally not tok December 3, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'm a creeper

minecraft's grim reaper

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

by doctor apricot May 26, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'm trolling

Something twitch streamers say when they make a mistake in a videogame. In most circumstances the player will not actually be trolling, they will have just made a mild mistake.

*Dies to Renekton*
"I'm trolling."
"I'm legit trolling"

by Iliektrrainsβ„’ September 25, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'm trans

even harder to say than "I'm gay"

"Mom, I'm trans." *dies*

by coveted seed May 14, 2023

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I'm not mad.

When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.

I'm not mad.

*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"

by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž