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A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
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It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.
Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?
Who cares?
You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.
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I need to Blow my Load on some Titties
an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
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Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.
It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.
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(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.
"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"
Things you should do for someone you love
When daddy, and daddy love each other sooooo much, they suck each other's cock, and peg untill they can't walk.
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I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...
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