Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."

I asked the bartender for a Cowboy Cumshot.

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drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.

"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"

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cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.

Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

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Eastern cowboy

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.

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The crazy cowboy

When a men ties his penis in a knot, and spins around with two fully loaded pistols in both hands

Hey mommy look i can do the crazy cowboy just like daddy

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Corporate Cowboy

Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha

Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit

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Honolulu Cowboy

Danielle Bartlett

You’re a fuckin honolulu cowboy

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