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Someone who fist fucks every employee whom they work with over bullshit
Everyone is missing today due to tony pulling a dirty Ian last week. They all went to the Emergency room
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Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned
Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit
It starts with long slow kiss what evolves into a french kiss with grabbing boobs ( if girl) or ass ( if boy) what ends with cuddling!
Angel: Omg Lea .. I had the best date ever :3 my boyfriend gave me an Ian Kiss!
Lea: girl! I am jealause!
An alpha male with very big wood.
When threatened an Ian Mackie will throw any books and chairs in his immediate vicinity at any bystanders.
If startled, an Ian Mackie will bellow out a 270dB roar and also turn red in an attempt to ward off any potential prey
Person 1: "Oh look at that alpha male shouting and turning red while throwing books and chairs"
Person 2: "Yeah that's an Ian Mackie, I could hear him from W10"
When you attempt to flash over a wall in League Of Legends, but fail only then to be killed a millisecond later.
Liam: Just flash over the wall Rob and you'll survive!!
Rob: Ahhh fuck I just Ian-FLASHED and now Darius is going to kill me.
also known as Mac and Mac the Mouth, Ian Stephen McCulloch is an English musician best known as the lead singer of the post-punk and goth band Echo and the Bunnymen. he likes coats, cats, football, saying things like "ciggie" or "bevvied" and criticising other musicians (but is secretly a nice person). he is very proud of his lips, resemblance to Judy Garland and the song The Killing Moon (which he claims to be the best song ever written). he's probably the biggest Bowie fangirl out there, and also one of the best songwriters in the world (but NOT because of The Killing Moon).
"I believe it takes a long time for the bus to come." - Ian McCulloch
Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!
Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?
Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!
Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine