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Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.
Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.
The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.
My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.
Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.
A guy who considers himself an "alpha male" while being a misogynist, racist, predator, and homophobe all at the same time. He tends to have a very fragile ego and thinks he above everyone else. The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.
Jessica: Hey girls, have y'all heard about this guy named Andrew Tate.
Rosa: Hell yeah girl, we heard all about the bitchy controlling himbo.
Grace: It's no surprise that he thinks he's unstoppable but we know at some point it's all gonna come crashing down.
Jessica: Well I couldn't agree more with y'all, he is a bitchy controlling himbo.
Rosa & Grace: PERIODT.
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Said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or fuck buddies in line.
Examples of hoes getting loose:
-Hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after sex, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-Hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he's with his main girl.
-Hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. This is a serious lack of hoe control.
-Hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. She's just a hoe, she shouldn't be involved.
-He is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.
Hoes are bitches, bitches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. Literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
Ivan knows how to control his hoes. He's got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don't try to get emotionally close to him. None of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. Ask Ivan to teach you how to Control Your Hoes
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How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.
O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.
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An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.
Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?
Jim: No i'm good.
Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Jim: Is something the matter?
Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..
Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.
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1. hitting your target
2. thinking that passing laws against owning guns will keep criminals from using them while breaking other laws, like killing people
3.The reason lots of elderly people are now the victims of assaults in Australia.
4. The perfect prelude to any holocaust or genocide you plan on perpetrating.
Gun control was the smartest thing Hitler ever implemented.
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The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. This can be done during masturbation or with a partner.
erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.
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