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flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.
John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."
Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"
John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"
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To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for
Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.
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using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture
Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!
No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.
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A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.
Lynne is a spoon rapist.
She spoon raped me.
That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.
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When you spoon with a REALLY old person
"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"
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The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.
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A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.
"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"
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