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In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch
"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."
The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?
Him: Oh about 5 inches.
Her: Really?!
Him: Yes, why?
Her: ...
Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage
“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”
Huge to some people, tiny to others.
Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.