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When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.
Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.
Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?
or
Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?
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The ricer of the muscle car world.
A over-rated, under-powered, vehicle ranked with the Chevy Camaro and Dodge Challenger.
A car for any arrogant, and cocky tool who has to draw attention from an obnoxiously loud exhaust.
every tool and girl needs one.
A vehicle produced by Ford, that can only beat a ricer, no more. (it they are lucky).
easiest way to waste $30,000.
Look at that tool and his Ford Mustang. too bad he only can beat that stock '92 civic.
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The most amazing girl in the whole entire world, if you talk to her, she'll make you laugh in seconds. She makes you smile nonstop, your mouth goes numb from smiling so much. She's different from other girls, in a good way. She's obsessed with lil wayne, has dark brown hair, and is the most beautiful girl in the world. She doesn't agree with any of it, but she's awsome. If you're friends with Cassie Ford, consider yourself lucky ;D
Edward Cullen (-.-) : Damn dude, have you met that girl!? She's fucking AWSOME. I wanna fuck that shit all night. She must be Cassie Ford!
Eric Kasinak: dude..that's my fucking girlfriend.
Girl #1: OMGG she's sooo cool, i love cassie ford she's so fucking awsome.
Girl #2: I know, righttt i wish i was Cassie she's so amazing.
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/adj./ Being Tony Ford is like skydiving without a parachute. On the edge, carefree, and gangsta, if you will.
Shew fool, today i was flossin wearing my Tony Ford stunna shades and some not so dro ass fool drives up beside me blinging his ice admiring my swag and trippin all ovah his not so flyness and gave me the thumbs up then I kept rollin' down the street smokin' endo, sippin' on gin and juice, laid back wit my mind on my money, and money on my mind.
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Car that everyone has driven, just like the slag that everyone has slept with.
Gray: Make a fuck up last night man.
Chris: Why, what you done now?
Gray: Ended up driving a Ford Fiesta!
Chris: You gimp!
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The Ford Mustang is nice overrated pony car that is attracted to crowds and crash to often. Nickname: Crowd magnet
Look out!! A Ford Mustang incoming!!
You can take the mustang away from the mustang driver, but you can't take the mustang out of the mustang driver
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