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1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
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state of being drunk but not completely trashed; More than tipsy but less then hammered.
Mark: "Yo, you alright?"
Dwayne:"Yeah nigga, I'm tight bent yo. Hand me a beer."
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Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.
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Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.
Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."
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the name of a webster city wrestling team full of all white kids and one black kid at camp.
WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!
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Right before you cum, the muscles in your groin pull your balls up for the Money shot.
"He's about to cum!"
"How can you tell?"
"Look, his balls are High and Tight!!"
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