suck pumps

A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.

scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"

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soul sucking

adj: describing an event that is extremely excruciating to bare through.

Man: I have to go to the Opera with my brother and his annoying wife...its going to be a soul sucking night.

Rash: Oh man, finals are 3 weeks away, what a soul sucking month its going to be.

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Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel

Now we're sucking diesel

Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.

Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)

Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion

Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck

silly suck

When a girl is giving you oral sex and can't stop laugh at your small dick size

Laura started to suck my dick, but could not stop laughing at at the size and give me a silly suck

that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."