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legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.
jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.
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A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one
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Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer
Jake is very dumb
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A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
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Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
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Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!
Jake is my best friend
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