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Jan Spirek

When you simp to a girl the most you can and get nothing out of it

Look Jake bought Lara all these thing and they are just friends. He pulled out the Jan Spirek

by Memelord_69 April 24, 2020


Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022


Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013


JAN EMMANUEL

An Art:A God Masterpiece

A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.

JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

by HANNA0306 June 10, 2021


JAN EMMANUEL

An Art:A God Masterpiece

A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.

JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

by HANNA0306 June 10, 2021


Jan Niña

Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.

Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.

by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022


Jan 22nd

National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)

Friend: guess what day it is?
Scary friend: Jan 22nd ?
Friend: yeah but-
Scary friend: no.

by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021