The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.
Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.
Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone
Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:
A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok
A very sexy man with little to no flaws. Hi's only weakness is the size of his dick... It can't even be measured, but that's also a strong point as the women he's dating find him very extreme with an alpha male personality in bed.
I think you are good in bed as your name is Jan Kožuh
Its name epitomizes the duality he is. Sweet and sexy, loving and proud, concrete and dreamy. He is the best boyfriend: very caring, communicative, accepting your nuances. His love grows within you slowly but steadily, you’ll fall in love with his unmatched belief in love and his determination in wanting you in his life, breaking down and softening your walls. You feel embraced, literally too, best hugs!
Jan Philipp, let’s go on a date!
Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.
"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.
"Bedankt Jan"
He sell a lot of chicken and wear a lot of bape. This motherfucker a lot of money and always donate Lamborghini to peoples’ family. He is very knowledgeable in acts of dirty business(jkjk). He also has a son name kenaz woo diu kin
Did you saw how wong jan Tao fuck his girl last night?
An all around player. Loves accounting and the ladies. Also loves guys from time to time. Loves studying in Potch.
Oh, that's Jan Swart! Does he like girls or guys today? Bet he likes accounting more