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Prominant Public face of the "Religious Right".
Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.
Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.
Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.
As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."
The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
"The Decline of the male role in society can be narrowed down to two things. Sex on TV, and Internet Porn."
~Jerry Falwell
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To Haphazardly put together something after breaking it so that when another person goes to use it, it rebreaks appearing the other person broke it.
I super glued the vace back together and moved the coffee table closer to the door and waited for mom to come home.
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someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.
Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!
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1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.
2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.
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when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
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Alias given to the guy when talking about sex
I fucked jerry springer last night
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Most overrated ice cream ever.
Person 1: “wanna go to Ben & Jerry’s?”
Person 2: “nah. Jeni’s and Graeter’s are actually way better!”
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