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Jesse James

Jesse James was an outlaw man, he was always breakin the law, 6 guns fired from both his hands, fastest you ever saw.

Jesse James Song by Trick Pony

by whiskeygirl17 January 22, 2009

38πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jesse Duncan

1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.

2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.

3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.

John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"

by OMN I POTENT June 10, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jess conte

A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.

Who's YouTube video are you watching?
It's Jess Conte's, she's so amazing.

by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone about them.

The Jesee Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.

"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."

by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005

40πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


JESSING AROUND

jessing around means to avoid any and all important tasks.

man I wanted to get my report done but i couldn't stop jessing around

by b-aller February 19, 2019


Jess Glynne

Jessica Hannah Glynne is an English singer and songwriter known simply as Jess Glynne. She released her debut single Right Here in 2014. However, she didn't rise in popularity until later that year, in which Rather Be, a collaboration with Clean Bandit, and My Love, a collaboration with Route 94, had her rise in popularity. She as of now has released two studio albums, I Cry When I Laugh and Always In Between. Even though these two albums have received mixed reviews, they both were a commercial success.

Person 1: I don't care what some of the critics say. Jess Glynne makes amazing records! She has a great fanbase too, imo.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.

by OldandNew2014 March 11, 2019